Luftal!

ʻImi ʻo ia i ka ʻiʻo o ke kanaka ʻeleʻele nui. E nānā pono: Inā he fetish kāu hoa no ka ʻike ʻana i kā lāua hoa hele kinoea, a laila ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau. A i ʻole, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hahai ʻana i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a kou ʻanakala a pale i nā walaʻau hilahila e hiki mai ana ke komo kekahi mea ma kahi e maʻa mau ai ka puka. 'Ōlelo lākou inā makemake ke kumuhana e hoʻokuʻu i ke apo no kahi trebuchet, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka noho ʻana i kekahi mau hola me ka ʻole e ʻai i kekahi mea kaumaha, e like me feijoada, lasagna a me nā mea like. E hōʻalo i nā meaʻai e hoʻoulu ai i ke kinoea e like me ka pī, ke kāpena, nā hua manu a me ka ʻuala. Akā inā ʻoe e ʻōwili i ka wā moe, hoʻomaha a hauʻoli, ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻo ka fart kahi hōʻailona o ka mana o ka waiwai, me kāna hao i luku ai i nā ʻāpana anal o ka hoa a hoʻokuʻu i ke kinoea.