ʻAʻohe mea hoʻohana

ʻO ka mea i makemake nui ʻia e ka palaka: ʻo ka hoʻokuke ʻana i kāna dick a hiki i luna o kāna hoki. Aia ʻo Manolo i kāna paʻa kahi e kūʻai aku ai i nā lāʻau lapaʻau āpau ʻaʻole maʻalahi i loaʻa ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe: ka pauka, weed, candy, amphetamine, acid, etc. Akā kū'ē i ka manaʻo o ka poʻe he nui, ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka mea kūʻai pupule nāna e hoʻāʻo i nā mea āpau āna e kūʻai aku ai. ʻAʻohe o kēlā! Ma kēia ʻano he pololei loa ʻo ia a hoʻokahi wale nō mea āna i hoʻohui ai: ass. Ke hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i kāna hoa haʻalele, he uʻi ʻo ia a hiki i ka pō. I kēia manawa he mea hoʻohui ʻono me ka hopena ʻole.