I'm going to pee

Woman at the market and married man making out in the bathroom. The excuse is always the same and the wives don't even suspect what their macho husband is capable of doing in the bathroom stall. There he will actually urinate but if he comes across another male wanting to get dirty, it will definitely happen because he has a thing for other panties well hidden in his memory. If the boss is suspicious, just say that the piss became number 2.